I'm a Smooth Criminal
I had an interesting night last night. For you all who know me, this is about as wierd as it gets, and I kid you not, this is all the truth.
I got off work at about 9:45 PM last night. I went to an Albertson's gas station on the corner of MacCarther and NW Expressway. I pumped gas while talking to Sheena on the cell phone then I parked my car IN FRONT OF THE GAS STATION. I went inside and went straight to the bathroom because I had to go really bad. I won't alleviate on what I was doing in there, but I'll tell you it didn't take me 5 minutes to play backgammon with the toilet. Anyway, when I was done, I washed my hands and then opened the door. Actually, I tried to open the door. It was fricken locked! I didn't know what had happened so I shoved real hard against the door and broke something. Apparently, they put a 50+ year old lock on the door that was rusted and it broke the plate where it was attached to the door. I came out to see it very dark and 2 cameras immediately point in my direction. Then the alarm went off. I don't know about all of you, but I have never been inside a closed business and had the alarm go off. It makes you feel like you are an evil thief, even if you were just locked in the bathroom as the attendent left the store. Well, the alarm went off and I skated to the front door and tried that too, locked! Thankfully, the attendent was just a few feet away from the store and immediately turned around. He gave me this "How did you get in there?" look and I was thinking, "How the hell do you think I got in here? You locked me in!" I yelled for him to let me out, and it's surprising how a person in a suppossed closed and locked store can affect your ability to operate keys. I got out of there and he was telling me he was sorry and that he didn't see me come in. I was glad, because had he done this on purpose, there would have been hell to pay.
Anyway, it's Sheena's birthday today, she's 21! Oh, and by the way, her boss gave her the best birthday gift ever, she fired her. That's all I'm saying, don't mention it tomorrow.
In other news, I actually am a little sorry that I printed my movie review for Batman Begins and Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I'm sorry Sean, I didn't mean to annoy you. That is the last thing I want my blog to be doing. I'm doing this to entertain, not to annoy. I'll try not to do a movie review again.
No crazy dreams last night. Sorry to dissappoint anyone, mainly Richard.
We're going to go run some errands and have some fun hopefully. I'll talk to you all later.
I got off work at about 9:45 PM last night. I went to an Albertson's gas station on the corner of MacCarther and NW Expressway. I pumped gas while talking to Sheena on the cell phone then I parked my car IN FRONT OF THE GAS STATION. I went inside and went straight to the bathroom because I had to go really bad. I won't alleviate on what I was doing in there, but I'll tell you it didn't take me 5 minutes to play backgammon with the toilet. Anyway, when I was done, I washed my hands and then opened the door. Actually, I tried to open the door. It was fricken locked! I didn't know what had happened so I shoved real hard against the door and broke something. Apparently, they put a 50+ year old lock on the door that was rusted and it broke the plate where it was attached to the door. I came out to see it very dark and 2 cameras immediately point in my direction. Then the alarm went off. I don't know about all of you, but I have never been inside a closed business and had the alarm go off. It makes you feel like you are an evil thief, even if you were just locked in the bathroom as the attendent left the store. Well, the alarm went off and I skated to the front door and tried that too, locked! Thankfully, the attendent was just a few feet away from the store and immediately turned around. He gave me this "How did you get in there?" look and I was thinking, "How the hell do you think I got in here? You locked me in!" I yelled for him to let me out, and it's surprising how a person in a suppossed closed and locked store can affect your ability to operate keys. I got out of there and he was telling me he was sorry and that he didn't see me come in. I was glad, because had he done this on purpose, there would have been hell to pay.
Anyway, it's Sheena's birthday today, she's 21! Oh, and by the way, her boss gave her the best birthday gift ever, she fired her. That's all I'm saying, don't mention it tomorrow.
In other news, I actually am a little sorry that I printed my movie review for Batman Begins and Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I'm sorry Sean, I didn't mean to annoy you. That is the last thing I want my blog to be doing. I'm doing this to entertain, not to annoy. I'll try not to do a movie review again.
No crazy dreams last night. Sorry to dissappoint anyone, mainly Richard.
We're going to go run some errands and have some fun hopefully. I'll talk to you all later.
posted by GhostMaster at 11:10 AM
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