Killer 7
It's official, Killer 7 on the Gamecube even disturbs me. How you might ask? Well, this is when I get to say, Welcome to MY NIGHTMARES!!!!
The game starts off and makes no sense at all. I can't even discribe the opening scenes. All you see is a black shadow that you must aim a red laser at it and then shoot it. The shadow explodes into oodles of blood, which is the currency of the game, and then the mission starts. It starts by showing you a blue moon that alternates in size and is vibrating in front of your eyes. It doesn't help that every time you make a selection, it is accompanied by some crazy laughter. That's just the first few minutes of the game.
The controls are a trip too. I guess you would call Killer 7 a rail shooter similar to Time Crisis and Panzer Dragoon Orta, but it is a little different. You do get to make decisions on where you go. For the Gamecube version, you press the A button to go, the B button to turn around and the Analog Stick to choose a direction when you get to a junction. It's like the creater wanted to change everything we knew about video games, even the simple facts that the control stick moves you forward and back. The shooting is pretty cool too. You press the R trigger to go into "Sight Mode" and that is where you aim and everything. It's pretty much First-Person at this point and not too shabby. You use the L trigger to scan the area and make the bad-guys appear, yes the bad-guys in this game are always invisible until you scan them and you only know when they'll appear when you hear the crazy laughter. You use A to shoot in "Sight Mode". Not too hard. The villans in this particular game are called the Heavens Smiles. They laugh, run at you and then explode. It's pretty simple, but cool, also a little unnerving when they laugh and you sight them and they're already close by.
The variety come in the form of multiple personalities. The game is called Killer 7 because you have seven of them. One man is at the center, his name is Harman Smith. His personalities vary in many ways. 1. Dan Smith: a main guy, I use him a lot because I've leveled his skills up first and he looks very cool. 2. Garcian Smith: the custodian of the crew, I'll explain what that means later, but he's a black man that you really can't afford to let die. 3. Mask de Smith: a Mexican wrestler that wears a mask and uses cannons, good for blowing up walls and barriers, or a lot of Heaven Smiles. 4. Coyote Smith: a lock pick and a thief I'm told. 5. Kevin Smith: a blind personality that throw razor blades and can turn invisible. 6. Con Smith: a little white guy that has good hearing and twin guns, he shoots like a brother, all sideways and all. Finally, 7. Kaede Smith: yes a girl, who commits suicide to figure out puzzles. Are you starting to see why this game is so messed up?
I told you about Garcian being the custodian of the group right? Well, when one of the memebers of the Killer 7 dies, you get sent back to the TV, where you call upon the personalities, as Garcian Smith. He then has to go to where the personality died. This is one of my favorite touches to the game. He finds the dead personality in a paper bag that is in the middle of a blood soaked floor. Garcian has to live in order to bring the personalities back. Anyway, you have to turn to their channel on the TV and press A rapidly to ressurrect them. The stronger the character, the harder it is to do.
All of these things make Killer 7 crazy, but you really need to experience it for yourself. There are some things I can't even discribe that make it even crazier. Oh well, I guess you all need to play it or come see me and watch me play it.
On another note. My PawPaw told my Uncle that I haven't been going to school and that I've been lying to him all this time. What the FUCK! Where is he getting this shit? First I'm a bad driver, and now I'm lying and not going to school. All these from a man that I am deathly worried about. I don't understand him at all. He's starting to make me mad. Anyway, happy thoughts.
NCAA Football 2006 is coming out tonight at Midnight. I'm going into work today at 1:00 PM and not leaving until 1:30 AM on Tuesday. This will be a long day, I can just feel it. I don't even like Football games that much, let alone money grubbing EA Sports football games, but what else is there anymore. I hope someone out there gets that joke.
So, I hope this blog was a little bit more sunnier than the last few blogs. I don't mean to burden anyone with my dark thoughts, they just pop out. Anyway, I'll talk to everyone later. Have a great two days!
The game starts off and makes no sense at all. I can't even discribe the opening scenes. All you see is a black shadow that you must aim a red laser at it and then shoot it. The shadow explodes into oodles of blood, which is the currency of the game, and then the mission starts. It starts by showing you a blue moon that alternates in size and is vibrating in front of your eyes. It doesn't help that every time you make a selection, it is accompanied by some crazy laughter. That's just the first few minutes of the game.
The controls are a trip too. I guess you would call Killer 7 a rail shooter similar to Time Crisis and Panzer Dragoon Orta, but it is a little different. You do get to make decisions on where you go. For the Gamecube version, you press the A button to go, the B button to turn around and the Analog Stick to choose a direction when you get to a junction. It's like the creater wanted to change everything we knew about video games, even the simple facts that the control stick moves you forward and back. The shooting is pretty cool too. You press the R trigger to go into "Sight Mode" and that is where you aim and everything. It's pretty much First-Person at this point and not too shabby. You use the L trigger to scan the area and make the bad-guys appear, yes the bad-guys in this game are always invisible until you scan them and you only know when they'll appear when you hear the crazy laughter. You use A to shoot in "Sight Mode". Not too hard. The villans in this particular game are called the Heavens Smiles. They laugh, run at you and then explode. It's pretty simple, but cool, also a little unnerving when they laugh and you sight them and they're already close by.
The variety come in the form of multiple personalities. The game is called Killer 7 because you have seven of them. One man is at the center, his name is Harman Smith. His personalities vary in many ways. 1. Dan Smith: a main guy, I use him a lot because I've leveled his skills up first and he looks very cool. 2. Garcian Smith: the custodian of the crew, I'll explain what that means later, but he's a black man that you really can't afford to let die. 3. Mask de Smith: a Mexican wrestler that wears a mask and uses cannons, good for blowing up walls and barriers, or a lot of Heaven Smiles. 4. Coyote Smith: a lock pick and a thief I'm told. 5. Kevin Smith: a blind personality that throw razor blades and can turn invisible. 6. Con Smith: a little white guy that has good hearing and twin guns, he shoots like a brother, all sideways and all. Finally, 7. Kaede Smith: yes a girl, who commits suicide to figure out puzzles. Are you starting to see why this game is so messed up?
I told you about Garcian being the custodian of the group right? Well, when one of the memebers of the Killer 7 dies, you get sent back to the TV, where you call upon the personalities, as Garcian Smith. He then has to go to where the personality died. This is one of my favorite touches to the game. He finds the dead personality in a paper bag that is in the middle of a blood soaked floor. Garcian has to live in order to bring the personalities back. Anyway, you have to turn to their channel on the TV and press A rapidly to ressurrect them. The stronger the character, the harder it is to do.
All of these things make Killer 7 crazy, but you really need to experience it for yourself. There are some things I can't even discribe that make it even crazier. Oh well, I guess you all need to play it or come see me and watch me play it.
On another note. My PawPaw told my Uncle that I haven't been going to school and that I've been lying to him all this time. What the FUCK! Where is he getting this shit? First I'm a bad driver, and now I'm lying and not going to school. All these from a man that I am deathly worried about. I don't understand him at all. He's starting to make me mad. Anyway, happy thoughts.
NCAA Football 2006 is coming out tonight at Midnight. I'm going into work today at 1:00 PM and not leaving until 1:30 AM on Tuesday. This will be a long day, I can just feel it. I don't even like Football games that much, let alone money grubbing EA Sports football games, but what else is there anymore. I hope someone out there gets that joke.
So, I hope this blog was a little bit more sunnier than the last few blogs. I don't mean to burden anyone with my dark thoughts, they just pop out. Anyway, I'll talk to everyone later. Have a great two days!
posted by GhostMaster at 11:25 AM
1 Comments:
Sunnier...okay, exploding giggly shadows and multiple personality guys don't exactly equate to sunny to me. However, this part really made me laugh:
he shoots like a brother, all sideways and all.
Also, this part:
yes a girl, who commits suicide to figure out puzzles.
That's some funny stuff right there.
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